Once upon a time not so very long ago, there coexisted a bunch of college freshmen in a dormitory hall on a rather quiet campus. Forced to make their own fun due to a lack of interest in the other kinds of fun readily available on said campus, these ladies (and their few gentlemen sidekicks) began to engage in humorous, and at times inane, conversations late at night, while studying for exams, and at meals. Amazed by the combined genius of the group, a few of its members began recording quotes (many of which have been taken out of context to add to their hilarity) and posting them on the door of QA Room 239 for all passersby to enjoy. However, once the academic year ended (as so many of them do), the group was left with a predicament: how would they preserve the quotes that sparked so much laughter and near-harrassment (all in good fun) through the summer and the coming years on the quiet, isolated campus? After pasting all the quotes from the door into a marble composition book (a quick fix that saved the quotes from Windex and Fantastik on move-out day), one year of insanity was preserved, at least temporarily, for posterity. Yet, since the group would separate into two buildings during their second year on the quiet, isolated, tiny campus, they would soon face another predicament: which suite door would hold the quotes?
One a dark, oppressively hot, and stormy Saturday in August (hey, that's today!), the keeper of the quotes decided in her boredom, to create an alternative "door" for conversations of the past year and those to come. Herein lies a unique view of the life and times of those who resided (both officially and unofficially) in QA Second Left during their first, fateful, year of college. Enjoy, analyze (but not too seriously), and laugh at the posts to come.
~K
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Mar 24, 2006
*Kerry hands Adam a conversation heart reading "Marry Me."*
Adam: No...
Posted at 12:02 am by Kerry
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Mar 7, 2006
courtney: "when you said 'clone' i thought you said 'glow in the dark nipples' "
Posted at 05:41 pm by Kerry
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Feb 4, 2006
Kerry: Adam, we called that sh*t. If Jeff were Black Jack, we'd be rich.
Posted at 02:32 am by Kerry
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Jan 26, 2006
Michelle: I haven't really eaten anything unhealthy today....except that piece of cake...and that hotdog...and those fries....
Posted at 01:28 am by Kerry
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Nov 28, 2005
Kerry: Adam, I thought of you because I saw a giant meat stick at Target...
Adam: WHAT?! That is the WORST come on ever.
Michelle: What's your favorite kind of meat stick?
Tara: Do you whittle?
Adam: I dab... I'm a mean whittler.
Posted at 12:12 am by Kerry
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Nov 19, 2005
Jeff: I hate everyone who isn't American.
Adam: You hate everyone who isn't you.
Jeff: Touche.
Mary: I think that naked is the new "clothed."
Molly: There's a reason vaginas don't have teeth.
Posted at 01:34 am by Kerry
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Nov 7, 2005
Mike: I'd rather have boyish charm than the image of a grown-up garbed in a trench coat, big hat, and sunglasses, lurking in the corner of a middle school playground.
Adam: ......Do you do that?
Posted at 01:53 pm by Kerry
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Nov 6, 2005
[Adam]: maybe i'm just growing up or something
Posted at 12:37 am by Kerry
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Oct 23, 2005
Michelle: ...well, if you mean P-H-T fat, then yes. Wait...P-H-A-T
Sam: What is it with Europeans and walking everywhere?!
Sam: We're not losers, because being a loser means you can do something to change that...We're socially retarded- you can't get rid of that shit.
Posted at 04:11 pm by Kerry
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Oct 15, 2005
Beth: Why is it called an eggplant? It's not shaped like an egg.
Mer: Because they named it a long time ago when people weren't as smart.
Posted at 05:33 pm by Kerry
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